I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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