It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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