Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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