Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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