I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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