Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I had to cum in my sink.
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