Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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