this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
We talked him into tasing himself.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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