Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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