I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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