Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
