JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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