i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Is Oprah even human
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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