Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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