Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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