i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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