I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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