I'm gonna have a badass scar
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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