Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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