just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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