Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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