i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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