I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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