It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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