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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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