Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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