I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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