We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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