Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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