marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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