Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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