remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize