it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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