singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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