that's an acceptable place to lick
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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