Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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