1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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