but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Help me help you realize you are a moron
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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