I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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