please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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