I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
