You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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