Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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