Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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