I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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