My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
