she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
oh god was she eating orange peels again
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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