operation harelip BJ is a go
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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