Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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