got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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