Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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