That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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