I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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