Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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