I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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