SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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