Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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