In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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