super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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