He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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