yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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