I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
and she was petting her beer can
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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