If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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