explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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